The NutCycle Is Coming…

The NutCycle – KinkyPuzzles’ Exclusive Toy Review Series

Brutally honest, NSFW, and real AF. This is what real toy reviews look like.

What Is the NutCycle?

The NutCycle is our signature adult toy review format — not some fake, staged junk. We break down each toy in four stages:

  • Pre-Nut: We take a deep look at the toy before it’s even turned on — how it feels in the hand, the weight, size, shape, texture, material, and any worries or curiosities before use. If it looks like a beast, we’ll say it. If it feels cheap, we’ll say that too.
  • Nut: This is the real-time footage of the toy in use. Whether it’s solo or with a partner, we film the raw experience without exaggerating reactions. You’re gonna see what works, what doesn’t, and whether it really delivers “the O.”
  • Post-Nut: After the climax, we hit pause and talk. What felt good? What was mid? Was the button layout annoying? Was the noise level a buzzkill? This is where the toy gets its real report card — the ups, the downs, the speeds, the shocks, the aws, and the disappointments.
  • Nutless: If the toy fails completely — no nut, no thrill, just frustration — we label it a “Nutless.” You’ll still get the full demo, showing everything you tried, but we’ll break down why it didn’t deliver and why it’s a pass.

All reviews are filmed and hosted on Pornhub, then embedded right on our product pages with links to support the models involved.

Featured Model: CallmeAubbs

We’re hyped to have CallmeAubbs kicking off our NutCycle content.

Follow her for bonus behind-the-scenes content, exclusive links, and wild extras you won’t see anywhere else.

How Reviews Work (For Models)

If you want to be featured in a NutCycle review, here’s what to expect:

  • You film the toy demo — solo or partnered — following the 4-part NutCycle format
  • We edit and upload it to our verified Pornhub channel
  • We embed the video on the matching product page on KinkyPuzzles.com
  • We link out to your OnlyFans, Fansly, or Linktree — you get full promo
  • All profits from ad revenue + toy sales tracked from your video are split 50/50

This is about real collabs, not exploitation. We help you monetize your vibe, not use it.

How to Join – What You Need

To submit content for the NutCycle, you must be a verified model on Pornhub. Here’s what you’ll need:

  • A government-issued photo ID
  • A selfie holding that ID (clear lighting)
  • Signed model release form
  • A Pornhub Model account: Create yours here

Once verified, email us at [email protected] and we’ll walk you through the video submission process and collab setup.

Get In Touch

If you’re a creator ready to collab, send us a message with your socials and idea. We’ll handle the rest.

Apply to Join the NutCycle

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